thule wrote on 12. May 2011 , 16:31:Hihihi, cô Mai còn nhớ được 2 câu "tuyệt tác" thế thì chắc cô cũng làm thơ Bút Tre có hạng đâý nhỉ? Thôi không thèm dịch bài cãi nhau nữa, chị cho vài câu Bút tre bút trúc đi cho vui cửa vui nhà. Cảm ơn Nàng tôn NỮ đã đem vào một bồ nụ cười đầu mùa hạ.
Chị Mai ơi, em nói tuần tới em đưa bài cho chị để chị viết phần 2 đó mà. Bây giờ cũng nên nghỉ mệt một tý, và chắc chị cũng phải đi chơi với con cháu một tý chứ nhỉ.
Co oi hom nay em moi chiu ra nop bai cho co ne. Neu có cham tre thi xin co cho em mot trung vit thoi nhe, dung cho den 2 trung vit toi nghiep em nham co ạ
The story happened at night when the husband got home late:
W: Why did you get home so late?
H: How late do you think I am?
W: You don't have your watch on, do you?
H: Have you ever thought my damn watch maybe stopped?
W: Oh, why didn't you ask someone for the time?
H: Ask who? Who do you think I was with? Are you accusing me of something?
W: Do you think I am that damn dumb? Where the hell have you been hiding that you are home so late?
H: Look at yourself and listen to how you talk! Where did you learn to talk that way to your husband?
W: How do you want me to talk to you?
H: Can't you talk like an educated person?
W: Shut up, Do you think you're smarter, better than me? How much wine and beer did you guzzle?
H: Oh get off it. Why do you need to know?
W: Why are you throwing your questions back at me when I ask you a question?
H: Why can't I?
W:Again, how the hell much wine did you drink?
H: After you took all my damn money, what 's left for beer and liquor?
W: Oh right, where is your paycheck this time?
H: This is crap, how much money do you think I get paid?
W: Alright, which bimbo do you give your money to?
H: Why do you piss on other people and put them down? Do you think you are better than they are?
W: if they aren't slutty whores then why are you giving them all your money? Huh. Huh. Huh.
H: Why are you screaming and yelling like a crazy dog?
W: If I don't overpower you, then you’ll do whatever you want, won’t you?
H: Oh for Christ's sake, can you just lower your voice?
W: No, I won't do it. You think you can stifle me, can’t you?
H: What are you challenging me?
W: Don’t you dare?
H: Look, I can't control myself, why won’t I hit you?
W: Slap!!!